Euro 2000 Anagram Competition

Well done to all who entered anagrams of “Practising penalties is for wimps”. They are reproduced in full below (names withheld to maintain anonymity):

1	After Icing Tramp Oils Penis
2	Parrot Flies Past Missing Epic Win
3	Walter Pigeon in Pip’s Fast Crisis
4	Teams of Strippers Sing I Win Clap
5	Few Participaters Miss on Sliping
6	Is it in Spring Few Parties Camp, Sol?
7	Owen Miss - Strip Fat Pile Crap Sing I
8	Swiss Participants Feel I'm Pig, Ron
9	Le Francais Sting Wise Mop Trip
10	Swiping Caramels in PE is Fit Sport
11	Figaro Strips in Slim Waste Pipe
12	Crisp Pastie if Sporting Males Win
13	Prime Scapegoat in Slip - First Wins
14	Sipping a Few Pints or Claret, Miss I
15	“O” Strip Me if I Saw Spice Girls in Pants
16	Satanic Wife's Spring Rite Limp Sop
17	Is Wimps For Practising Penalties
18	Forest Pissing in Piwit Rams Place (clue: this last one not by Spock)

Well as you can no doubt tell, it was a hard task to decide on a winner, or at least the person who lost, least. However, I finally “plumbed” for the Spice Girl one. Like a gifted footballer, it has all the key components. It vaguely makes sense, has some relevance to the topic and is even deemed to be humorous (without wishing to incriminate myself). Unfortunately, also like many a gifted footballer, it betrays a deeply disturbed and dysfunctional personality - and one in need of all the financial help it can get because divorce lawyers don’t come cheap. So Malcolm Clayton, don’t let Katherine see this sordid little window on your fantasies, or that £5 rebate will be won at some cost.